Wednesday, March 25, 2009

i got grillz

Got me some grillz and some pimp joke skillz...

knock, knock
who's there?
x-ray vision
x-ray vision who?

why did the nose cross the road?
to get to the chicken on the other side of the road

knock, knock
who's there?
bunk bed
bunk bed who?
bunk bed, it's just a bunk bed

why did the tank cross the road?
to get to the battle on the other side of the road

Jokes are a funny thing. They can be funny on many levels... Hayes being on the first level. :) He gets the idea of jokes but doesn't fully understand the whole punchline concept. It cracks me up. Hopefully, he will be able to shake the genetics on the joke-telling. Kyle and I are tied for the worst joke-teller ever award.

9 tellin' me what I want to hear!:

Allison said...

Love those teeth! he's too funny!

Melisa said...

He is just so cute!!!

cade said...

his jokes are AWESOME!

Jessi said...

I almost hate to ask where Hayes got his Gold Teeth Grillz. LOL!

He looks so grown up in this picture.

Oh, the humor of a 5YO...there's nothing else like it.

Minnie said...

Papaw got the grilles instead of another ball!!! Think Hayes has gotten more fun out of the teeth than any ball! I know that he got several laughs and smiles at Potros that night!

Love his humor... he is smart and will catch on and then he won't stop!

Robertson's said...

I can always count on your blog to bring a smile to my face!

Nana said...

Who is that boy? Reminds me of Kyle's false teeth from when he worked at Moore Norman.

Katie L said...

Too funny Hayes! Next thing we know you will be on MTV rapping. HA!!

Straight from the pits of Dwell said...

The x-ray vision man one is my favorite. Made me laugh, so that must mean he's already a good joke teller, right????

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