Wednesday, February 25, 2009

shop talk

In front of the Walgreen's lady, Hayes announces that he has to poop.

On the way home...

"Hayes, it's not polite to say you have to poop in public. You should say that you need to use the restroom."

"Why? You don't poop in a restroom. You rest in a restroom."

"Restroom is another word for bathroom."

"I don't have to poop anymore. It sunked back up into my body. It went right here to the biggest bone in my leg."

Once home, after he did his business, he informs me...

"Boys' bottoms look like tea pots and girls' bottoms looks like flipped over mountains."

May your conversations today be as informative as mine.

15 tellin' me what I want to hear!:

Robertson's said...

I love it! They just cuter and cuter! To answer a comment about my retail therapy - YES, I am shopping JBF this weekend.

Milk Maker said...

LOL!! that is great!

Dion said...

Still giggling. Can't wait for Matt to wake up to share this with him.

Jessi said...

That's HILAROUS! I really laughed out loud...and it was so funny that I had to read it more than once! Thanks for sharing...I'm totally loving what I have to look forward to. ;-)

Tell me, do you laugh in front of Hayes or wait until he's left the room?

Allison said...

LOL! What a stinker!

Ashlee , JT. Soph, Shiloh, and Baby Tollett said...

Oh my!

Minnie said...

LOL....That little guy has quite the imagination! Were you able to keep a straight face?

I am so glad that you are keeping all these quotes for when they are older!

LOVE YOU ALL VERY MUCH!

the auntie of one smart cookie said...

OMG! he is so right! your poop really does sink back down into your femur! lol! the teapot and mountain comment is perfect...it is a great depiction of what it really looks like... he is too smart!

Melisa said...

I am laughing so hard!!! LOL!

JHawk said...

Literally laughing out loud and thinking that I'm glad it was you and not me!!! BOY, they think of the funniest things!!!

nana said...

Thank you Hayes for the literal LOL. I would have given anything to see your face at Walgreens Trisha! Kids are so literal and concrete, ya gotta love em...

Alexandra said...

That's awesome!!! I can't wait for those fun moments to come around with my Who-poo!

Elizabeth said...

I would love to know what the Walgreen's lady thought! Aren't boys' minds, well, interesting?

I came here from my sister-in-law's blog. Apparently you and I live close to each other!

LauraD said...

Sounds like he's ready for Anatomy & Physiology 101!!

Bea said...

Hi Trisha! Thanks for leaving a comment on my blog. I've only spent 10 minutes browsing your posts and I'm already hooked. Your husband sounds so loving and your kids are ADORABLE!! Looking forward to reading your blog from now on.

 
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