come out, come out wherever you are!

Dear Mr. Righty,

I have searched high and low and you are no where to be found. That's funny to me because you were just gracing Hayes' foot with your presence last night. Where could you have run off to in such a short time? Granted, Hayes is clearly the one who took you off and doesn't remember when and where that happened but don't you think you would have landed somewhere in the vicinity of Mr. Lefty? Speaking of Mr. Lefty, don't you miss him? You guys are buddies and you should stick together.

My major dilemma is this... you and Mr. Lefty are the uh, sole choice for the cooler weather. You're it. Numero uno. Unless you want Hayes to wear his fireman boots or his seen-better-days skate shoes (which he did today) to school, please show yourself!

Love,

Hayes' mommy

+++Update+++

My plan worked! I just knew that if I posted about it, that stupid shoe would show up. Sure enough... Kyle found it tonight in the mess of books. I'm telling ya, it wasn't there when I looked!